That One Unexpected Coincidence...


and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

"talk about" rather than "ask me"
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
Tagged with #ask meme for your convenience.

I have the stupidest laugh oh my God.
The physical therapy for my jaw left me with having to adjust how I speak temporarily. It’s like I laugh and then turn around to see who laughed because it didn’t sound like me and I’m like “what the hell was that”.







The adventures of young Boneparte

Look at my friends baby skeleton. I hope he drinks lots of milk so when he’s drafted into the skeleton war he’s prepared for battle.


look what you did you embarassed him:


(skeleton war reference)



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Depressed Zodiac Signs


Capricorn: Capricorn will isolate themselves and get super defensive. They might even be in denial that anything is wrong until they hit rock bottom. Capricorn is prone to depression.

Aquarius: Aquarius will be very short with everyone and they will randomly snap at

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Why does it make you nervous that she smokes?

It’s just cigarettes, but smoke always irritated me because I had to sit through my parents smoking all through the time I grew up and now that there’s no smoke, if I smell smoke I end up choking a bit. u  u I just won’t kiss them for a bit if they’ve just smoked.


When I hear songs on the radio that you used to listen to, I can’t help it that tears just fall without a second thought. I know you did some horrible things, but even with that I still miss you so much. I wouldn’t be where I am today without you, so thank you so so much. I miss you so much every day, even if others don’t as much. Thank you for showing me how to fix and make things by the way, it’s helped me so much. (Also why in the hell did you put that in the bag, that was so friggin gross„,)


I really wish things had gone better between us. As soon as I got close though, you backed off and I ended up left out. I don’t know, whenever we speak now it’s like there’s nothing there beyond words. I really loved you, and I may not have said it enough. Or maybe I said it too much. I don’t know, really, but maybe there’ll be a day when something is actually stable. I hated getting jealous all the time too, and it just seemed to get worse because of all the stuff going on. I didn’t really know how to react in the end, the candle wick went out and all that’s left is the scent of the candle. It still hurts to think about, sorry, we just worked together like water to a plant and now the plant is super dry. Maybe everyone was right. If I really went all out on here it’d take up a few pages, so I’ll just leave it at this.


I really am looking forward to this winter so I can see you! I really think you’re sweet and your tattoos are pretty swell, plus we seem to get along super well! I’m a little nervous about having a child around and the fact that you smoke, but I think it’ll be okay. :’> I hope you like Christmas songs!!

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant



∯ || You told me once that I was the only person on that team you might consider a friend… I can say now that I should have taken you at your word long ago.

∯ || I wish we had more occasion to speak. I can’t say I’ve ever disliked your company.

∯ || Leave the van Gogh works be; you’re going to give him an ulcer.