That One Unexpected Coincidence...

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: A Summary

celsisus:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.
Charles Bukowski (via blackistheonlycolor)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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saracastically:

i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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lollipopsandsuicide:

Get To Know Me Meme: [1/5 Favorite Movies] 

The Uninvited (2009)

"I did exactly what you told me to."

"What?"

"I finished what I started."