That One Unexpected Coincidence...
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fuckyeahorchestra:

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. “Hey! We need to get back!”

"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist.

"I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

"Well, of course," said her companion. "Don’t you see?
It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”


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adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

zwoobat:

Hey everybody! I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for my followers for a while now so here it goes!

Rules

  • You must be following me
  • Likes and Reblogs both count
  • You must have pokemon X/Y
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Please don’t bother your followers..
  • If the winner doesn’t respond in 48 hours a new winner will be chosen!

The first winner will receive the first choice of 2 pokemon

The second will receive the second choice of 2 pokemon

And the third will receive the final unchosen pokemon

The deadline is September 29th!!!

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

savagelucy42:

romythe:

mydollyaviana:

A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive)

This should be standard knowledge for movielovers

It is a pet peeve of mine when people refer to any animated film as Disney. And by “pet peeve” I mean it makes me want to punch them in the face.

butt-berry:

Just a 10 year old reeling in a fucking whale no big deal

butt-berry:

Just a 10 year old reeling in a fucking whale no big deal

flabbey:

losing power in five nights at freddy’s

image

rottenappleheart:

browningtons:

date someone who wants to be with you

date someone who will always follow you

date someone who will always try to help you

date someone who will be there when you’re hurt

date your healer

#but if you date your healer you better damn well tank